The Black Team vs OTPP Utd
It’s a basement battle as 5th place takes on 6th! The Black Team will gunning for their first points of the season. They’re taking longer to gel than other teams but progress is being made. Ronalduy is 5 goals off the pace on the scorers table and he’ll look to address that this Thursday. OTPP Utd wants to make it two in a row and leapfrog the Whitewalkers into 4th place. Guest players from last week, Bouchard and Grzinic will not suit up for this game. Apparently, United would have won without them and they say this with a straight face.
Blue Lightning vs Whitewalkers
The Whitewalkers still take great pleasure in beating the Lightning in week 1. Captain Theo Blanchard was overheard still gloating about the result 3 weeks later. Such gloating is usually an attempt to hide a lack of self-belief. We know that Theo wants to be like The Rock but this ain’t wrasslin’!
Maestros vs Bad Apples
The primetime game promises to be a scintillating affair. The Apples were arguably favourites heading into the season while the Maestros flew under the radar. Metinho has fully recovered from the devastating blow to his manhood. Scott has returned to lead his team to victory. The players from the 6 pm games won’t want to miss this one!
Metinho may not make it. My ankle still hasn’t healed. 🙁
Ivan was heard reciting some bad Macho Man 80’s intercontinental championship title fight lines
Keep an eye out for the People’s Elbow, Ivan… It’s going to be a Thursday Night Smack Down for you and your Blue Lightning.
IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS …. COOKING